My new favorite #conspiracytheory is that @theonion.com is the shadow cabal that took over our government in the late 2000’s with the goal of turning their maddest dreams into reality. Trump? He’s a dunce that the onion picked because his orange face most resembles a clown. 🤡

— Daniel (@danielgt.com) 2025-01-31T05:49:28.205Z